oxygen87's Journal

The day i will never forget what i forgot today
As the sun burst across the rolling fields of brown green and white, i was filled
with a degree of contentment - as far as one can be content being a 36 year old,
albino he-she. My hands were trembling from the 30 minute wait i had to endure,
whilst my transport arrived, in which time i could have contracted an number of
illnesses.

Oh right, i suppose i'd better explain...
Ok, being a 36 year old, albino he-she as aforementioned - the scientist were
quite keen on running myriads of tests on me -some immensely painful- to work
out just how i was formed. During this time i was only allowed to read one book,
which they so kindly supplied me. I believe it was called "The Oxford English Dictionary",
though i forget the author. The subject was rather drab and the plot was rather flimsy
to say the least. Some of the content was a little above my head but on second read,
much more of the content made sense to me. The book taught me several new things, and
a few new words too - hence the variegation of my words.

Anyway, each day i was gang-probed by several scientists, who were using some kind of
strange instruments. I later found out what they were when i got to the chapter labelled
"C" in this dictionary. The devices in their hands, perfectly matched that of the description
and illustration of a device called a "chopstick" - each of a pair of small, thin, tapered sticks
held in one hand and used as eating utensils by the Chinese and Japanese. It wasn't until several
months later, when i realized what the slimy, yellowish substance they were throwing on me was.
It appears to fit the description of the definition of the word "noodles", which confused me a little,
as i was never sure why this particular test was conducted.

Oh no, they seem to be coming for me again, ill report back later.........
You may be wondering what relevance the title has to any of the content. Ok well, i forget sorry :S

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: The sound of footsteps getting ever closer...

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